SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoWhat do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!hexbear.netimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down11
arrow-up1129arrow-down1imageWhat do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!hexbear.netSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareKuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoYou have to fart into the smart reader so it can calibrate your bumprint, otherwise it gets set off every time you toot
minus-squareIldsaye [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days ago gramps I need you to toot into the fart reader so I can get past age verification
You have to fart into the smart reader so it can calibrate your bumprint, otherwise it gets set off every time you toot