I would put George Lucas in a headlock and shave his beard. Id beat the crap out of Peter Jackson while saying i love his earlier stuff and would appreciate it of he would think smaller once in a while. Kicking Quentin Tarantino and pointing out the irony ro him. Elbow dropping Spielberg.
Holy shit! JJ is a great pick! He would be so fun to beat up! I’d give him a wedgie
I’d give him the adult version of shaken baby syndrome
And then shine a laser pointer in his eye