I would put George Lucas in a headlock and shave his beard. Id beat the crap out of Peter Jackson while saying i love his earlier stuff and would appreciate it of he would think smaller once in a while. Kicking Quentin Tarantino and pointing out the irony ro him. Elbow dropping Spielberg.
Beating Christopher Nolan would be nice to watch but trying to understand what’s happening during the beating would be a mindfuck. Also, somehow it would be an advocacy for capitalism.