I would put George Lucas in a headlock and shave his beard. Id beat the crap out of Peter Jackson while saying i love his earlier stuff and would appreciate it of he would think smaller once in a while. Kicking Quentin Tarantino and pointing out the irony ro him. Elbow dropping Spielberg.
Surprised not to see Nicolas Winding-Refn
Not that I know of anything in particular he did. Just looking at him, I think it would be enjoyable if one had a reason