I would put George Lucas in a headlock and shave his beard. Id beat the crap out of Peter Jackson while saying i love his earlier stuff and would appreciate it of he would think smaller once in a while. Kicking Quentin Tarantino and pointing out the irony ro him. Elbow dropping Spielberg.
Christophe Gans, for a worse version of a fight I’d had elsewhere. His need to unsubtly telegraph every blow would put him at a disadvantage. But being arbitrarily handed a new gender might throw me off for the first couple punches.
Both Wachowskis at the same time, somehow adding more people to the fight doesn’t make it a bigger threat.
David Cronenberg, the aftermath would not be pretty.