So why do my cats dive in front of mine so frequently!?
Edit: 36 feet, not 36 inches XD
Cats are reeeal dumb animals, but people think they are smart because they are pretty.
They are relatively smart, but they think like cats not like people and people love to anthromorphize their pets.
If smart means ‘thinks like a human’ then I guess so…
here, smart means “aware enough to not run under a titan’s feet”, a test cats fail to meet regularly.
they’re oblivious little derps
You’re whiffing on the point. That’s not usual behavior for stray or wild cats, it’s a specialised behavior that involves people and other animals they feel are ‘safe.’ Not an intelligence issue.
whiff
whiff because you failed to provide a “/s” tag?
Sure, buddy.
Humans are to cats as cars are to humans: similar difference in weight and size, similar (if not greater) danger—but we walk around them because we’re used to them and we think we can predict them well enough. And because we’re often going to the same places.
36" tall, 2-ton creature
3 feet tall, 4000 pounds?
It’s not your home.
It’s the cat’s home.
You are its servant and caretaker, and it is training you.
At first yes. But then you’d be zipping around it because it is soooo slooooow
I don’t think my cat knows that he’s faster than me, he is very dumb XD
He just cannot comprehend your lack of agility and reflexes.
I guess “serious injury from stumbling on level ground” isn’t something cats really have to worry about XD
This is why my chickens terrify me. They used to be 25 feet tall, just a handful of dozens of million years ago.
Fucking murder machines.
