• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    Scientist: things are bad!

    People: okay, what do we have to do?

    S: slightly change your life.

    P: oooh, that’s going to be a no from me, dawg. Best I can do is use more fossil fuels.

    S: screams in science.