• Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 days ago

    i read all of marx & lenin before leaving my mother’s womb.

    frankly, if you don’t at least master the basics of dialectal materialism by the time you reach 3 months, you’re a fucking embarrassment.

    /j

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      4 days ago

      3 months??? After 10 days of sentience in the womb I had a masters degree. Keep up people!!

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      4 days ago

      I read all of lemmy before I even developed eyes.

      Do I have to put /j on this one for people to get it? Doesnt seem like the first one was obvious enough