Steve Cahillane warned that new global conflicts like the war in Iran could fuel more inflation, at a time when past price increases have already hurt grocery sales
We just had a meeting where HR told us to use the new AI in our payroll app before coming to see her. The GM mumbled “why are we paying for HR then?” Probably not a smart move on her part actively pushing for AI to replace her.
“Edible box?”
“…yeah, just like John’s wife…”
“Dang it, Steve. We’re trying to save money & now we have to call Human Resources back in”
HR.AI has entered the chat.
Who do you report HR AI to after the HR AI spent 50 million tokens on turning the meeting notes into a fanfic “to boost morale”?
“John’s Wife and the Night Visitors”
You report them to accounting. You should make a script to ask it random questions on loop all day.
We just had a meeting where HR told us to use the new AI in our payroll app before coming to see her. The GM mumbled “why are we paying for HR then?” Probably not a smart move on her part actively pushing for AI to replace her.
Exactly. She should be making an effort to show how bad it is haha.
“The chatbot has judged thee unworthy.”