For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

  • bitofarambler@crazypeople.online
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    6 hours ago

    “they need no circulating blood nor an heart pumping it?”

    yup, those are the magic zombies. real complex organisms whose muscles won’t function without energy/water/bodily structure are much more demanding.

    and keep in mind that every moment after death those bodies will be decomposing, that that body is not living, then it is decomposing a piece of steak left over from a picnic in the forests decomposes.

    All of the dead soft tissue is going to break apart very quickly and won’t be able to hold the body together.

    “moving in hordes”

    a horde could be a problem for the few hours that they are coordinated enough to move until dehydration sets in.

    “Pure brain rot instead of flesh rot…what would I do…I would be throwing all the books from my personal library at them”

    this is a great idea, very poetic retaliation.