• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    When you owe the bank $10,000 then you’ve got a problem.

    When you owe the bank $100M then the bank’s got a problem.

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          I be a dog sorcerer, boy, and I eat master eyes when I do I become I and dog be master of dog and master go fuck himself in a paddleboat like Jim Davis.

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              Just as deep as Master goes in my pooter.

              You know Master, right? That unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system? He a big poopie butt sometime, so I give myself wedgie to give Him wedgie. Server, Client, Holy Interbutt, y’know? Remind me of marble. I eat marbles.