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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Did you know that 1 out of 5 hexbear commenters has a flat ass?

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Did you know that 1 out of 5 hexbear commenters has a flat ass?

Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Me wearing a concave set of booty shorts that say “dry” on the ass cheeks

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Watching a 1930s cartoon of dancing skeletons “damn how do I get an ass like that”

  • Arahnya [fae/faer, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    not me, my ass is canonically huge

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    80% dump trucks is a win

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    We got some Hank Hill asses up in here.

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      It makes me so mad, I was told there would be ass

      It’s the only reason I came here, you’re all a bunch of liars

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      Bwaaa

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    A great tragedy has befallen the hexest of bears. Flatasses. Flatasses are among us.

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    How dare you. My wide flat ass makes up at least two fifths of hexbear asses alone

  • Nopeace [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Don’t worry comrades. I got the dumpy thicc-trump and all are welcome to look

  • NinjaGinga [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Damn, I’ve been caught

  • bourgeoisie_burgers [none/use any]@hexbear.net
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    It just looks that way when eyes going towards what’s hanging down between my legs

    • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      It’s a little well on my feet, I say!

  • TommyCatkins [none/use any]@hexbear.net
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    It’s me. I am the flatass amongst you. I can’t sit on a stadium bleacher for longer than 10 minutes without a bruised hip

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Through a combination of exercise, surgery, and prayer to ancient esoteric gods I am slowly but surely achieving a gyatt

    • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      My partner who is trying to start a polycule of his out and cut a list. He’s only in which you can have gay interactions on an important one or something.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I’m sorry but I’m not sure what you’re saying

        • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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          I’m sorry for trying to be a bit offended.

          • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            Are you ok? You’re not making any sense and I’m kind of worried. Like I genuinely don’t understand what you’re saying or what’s going on here

            • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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              I’m sorry to say this but it was just weird.

            • agentant [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              I think given it’s name and tag, this is ChatGPT or some other LLM attempting to make conversation.

  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    I’m gonna need posted evidence

  • Diva (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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    definitely isn’t me catgirl-smug

  • Athena5898 [any]@hexbear.net
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    Wish it was me.

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    Not me. Must be one of you other 4.

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