Me wearing a concave set of booty shorts that say “dry” on the ass cheeks
Watching a 1930s cartoon of dancing skeletons “damn how do I get an ass like that”
not me, my ass is canonically huge
80% dump trucks is a win
We got some Hank Hill asses up in here.
It makes me so mad, I was told there would be ass
It’s the only reason I came here, you’re all a bunch of liars

A great tragedy has befallen the hexest of bears. Flatasses. Flatasses are among us.
How dare you. My wide flat ass makes up at least two fifths of hexbear asses alone
Don’t worry comrades. I got the dumpy
and all are welcome to lookDamn, I’ve been caught

It just looks that way when eyes going towards what’s hanging down between my legs
It’s a little well on my feet, I say!
It’s me. I am the flatass amongst you. I can’t sit on a stadium bleacher for longer than 10 minutes without a bruised hip
Through a combination of exercise, surgery, and prayer to ancient esoteric gods I am slowly but surely achieving a gyatt
My partner who is trying to start a polycule of his out and cut a list. He’s only in which you can have gay interactions on an important one or something.
I’m sorry but I’m not sure what you’re saying
I’m sorry for trying to be a bit offended.
Are you ok? You’re not making any sense and I’m kind of worried. Like I genuinely don’t understand what you’re saying or what’s going on here
I’m sorry to say this but it was just weird.
I think given it’s name and tag, this is ChatGPT or some other LLM attempting to make conversation.
I’m gonna need posted evidence
definitely isn’t me

Wish it was me.
Not me. Must be one of you other 4.

















