Title text:
Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you’re the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3245/


Once I searched about how to do something and I found a post that asked the same question that I had. The developer just said “we are already working on implementing that functionality, and it will be included in a new release soon!”. Then I realized the post was really, really old and new releases still hadn’t included that change.