Blog post with details coming soon.
It passes Bun's pre-existing test suite on all platforms (and fixes several memory leaks and flaky tests), the binary size shrinks by 3 MB - 8 MB, the benchm...
But it was working fine before and you have years of developer experience on that codebase! Now everyone needs to learn the new slopbase from scratch and your Zig devs are out in the cold!
This is also new code, so any existing model that was trained on the Zig code is cooked when it starts hallucinating stuff that no longer exists.
the time line is hilarious too the dev who did this was like “its just an experiment guys chill out i just want to see how well it works” and a week later he’s like 👍 ship it
More than clean drinking water and lower emissions, the world needs another JavaScript runtime that claims to give capital gains.
But it was working fine before and you have years of developer experience on that codebase! Now everyone needs to learn the new slopbase from scratch and your Zig devs are out in the cold!
This is also new code, so any existing model that was trained on the Zig code is cooked when it starts hallucinating stuff that no longer exists.
the time line is hilarious too the dev who did this was like “its just an experiment guys chill out i just want to see how well it works” and a week later he’s like 👍 ship it