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    Doctor: "some good news, your blood and urine are undetectable for Hantavirus. You’re not cleared yet though. As part of our standard protocol for detection of any virus, I need you to ejaculate in this cup. "

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      “Uhh… Yeah, sure, that’s fine, I guess.”

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      “Um… Aren’t you going to leave the room?”

      The Doctor, sitting with unknown intent: “… Proceed.”