I’m angry because I was so ready to drop history facts about King Richard and Suliman the Magnificent being butt buddies during the crusades and you NEVER SET ME UP TO DROP THOSE FACTS.
Like you could’ve said “Oh haha, as if the heads of state of two rival civilizations could ever have anal intercourse with each other.” But you didn’t!
I’m angry because I was so ready to drop history facts about King Richard and Suliman the Magnificent being butt buddies during the crusades and you NEVER SET ME UP TO DROP THOSE FACTS.
Like you could’ve said “Oh haha, as if the heads of state of two rival civilizations could ever have anal intercourse with each other.” But you didn’t!
The sheer NERVE.