This genuinely sounds like the work of a typical mega insurance corp in the US.
*Get insured because you don’t know when a superhero or super villain might come and wreak havoc on your belongings, transportation, living space, or even YOU. Just pay this [Insert some goddly amount] to join the million + people that think such a thing will happen to them (but probably will never happen to them and we don’t give a fuck about you nor if it actually happens to you or not. Even when it does happen to you, we will have the “right” and “ability” to deny your claim, even though that’s what this insurance policy is for. So get wrecked pawn scum-didili-dumb-dumb.)
This genuinely sounds like the work of a typical mega insurance corp in the US.
*Get insured because you don’t know when a superhero or super villain might come and wreak havoc on your belongings, transportation, living space, or even YOU. Just pay this [Insert some goddly amount] to join the million + people that think such a thing will happen to them (but probably will never happen to them and we don’t give a fuck about you nor if it actually happens to you or not. Even when it does happen to you, we will have the “right” and “ability” to deny your claim, even though that’s what this insurance policy is for. So get wrecked pawn scum-didili-dumb-dumb.)