The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day agoGo ahead and reward yourself with a very small cookie, or maybe a string cheese.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square224fedilinkarrow-up1827arrow-down110
arrow-up1817arrow-down1imageGo ahead and reward yourself with a very small cookie, or maybe a string cheese.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square224fedilink
minus-squareDoug@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoI tried to up the effectiveness of my walks with a weighted vest, but my god do those things make you look like a douchebag. Plus I’m a white guy with transition lenses who doesn’t like getting a sunburn on my neck, and appreciate the utility of cargo shorts. So I’m a white guy, in sunglasses, a backwards hat, and cargo short; that, to me, just screams ICE agent, which I do not want to be associated with. I need to zhuzh up my wardrobe with bright colors or something.
minus-squaregmtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoIncreasing weight is actually not very effective at burning more calories, you’d be better off just adding like 10 minutes of time
minus-squareDoug@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agob-but my time is valuable! I need to rewatch movies I’ve seen a dozen times already and play a dumb merging game on my phone!
I tried to up the effectiveness of my walks with a weighted vest, but my god do those things make you look like a douchebag.
Plus I’m a white guy with transition lenses who doesn’t like getting a sunburn on my neck, and appreciate the utility of cargo shorts.
So I’m a white guy, in sunglasses, a backwards hat, and cargo short; that, to me, just screams ICE agent, which I do not want to be associated with.
I need to zhuzh up my wardrobe with bright colors or something.
Increasing weight is actually not very effective at burning more calories, you’d be better off just adding like 10 minutes of time
b-but my time is valuable! I need to rewatch movies I’ve seen a dozen times already and play a dumb merging game on my phone!