I described to a coworker how theres a memo from the undersecretary of inter American affairs from the 1950s where they basically say “Castro is too popular, we’re going to try to starve the entire country so that people hate him and overthrow the government” and i showed it to him (on the u.s. government’s own website) and literally moments later he told me “castro starved his own people”
This would make me cartoonishly mad. Like my skin turning incrementally red like a rising thermometer, smoke whistling out of my ears like an old steam whistle, banging my head with a wooden mallet while simultaneously pulling my beard while stars fly out of my head, transforming into a missile and blasting off through the roof only to exoload into a fireworks that spell out the phrase “Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin” in the sky, yelling “Yaaaah-ha-ha-ha-whooy!” as I fall to the earth, leaving a me shaped hole in the ground that I promptly cover up with my rubber hose arms and hands that extend out of ground, while a tombstone springs up at the head of my grave with a loud ka-ching cash register sound, while taps plays, levels of mad.
Yeah i feel you it just made me think about Man Ray trying to give Patrick back his wallet but that meme is how i feel about a lot of interactions i have
I described to a coworker how theres a memo from the undersecretary of inter American affairs from the 1950s where they basically say “Castro is too popular, we’re going to try to starve the entire country so that people hate him and overthrow the government” and i showed it to him (on the u.s. government’s own website) and literally moments later he told me “castro starved his own people”
This would make me cartoonishly mad. Like my skin turning incrementally red like a rising thermometer, smoke whistling out of my ears like an old steam whistle, banging my head with a wooden mallet while simultaneously pulling my beard while stars fly out of my head, transforming into a missile and blasting off through the roof only to exoload into a fireworks that spell out the phrase “Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin” in the sky, yelling “Yaaaah-ha-ha-ha-whooy!” as I fall to the earth, leaving a me shaped hole in the ground that I promptly cover up with my rubber hose arms and hands that extend out of ground, while a tombstone springs up at the head of my grave with a loud ka-ching cash register sound, while taps plays, levels of mad.
You know what I mean?
best thing i read all day thanks
Yeah i feel you it just made me think about Man Ray trying to give Patrick back his wallet but that meme is how i feel about a lot of interactions i have