Eight chronological screenshots from Twilight when Bella tells Edward she knows he’s a vampire | Bella and Edward are walking through a foggy forest with cowboy hats on:

Bella: Yer’ quicker than a hot knife through butter.  
Yer’ paler than a ghost.  
And you? 17? I ain’t buyin’ it.  
I reckin’ I know what yer’ affliction is.

Edward: Say it wit’ ya whole chest!

Bella: Got’ dang vampire.

Edward: And what do you 'spose we feast on?

Bella: I’d gather it ain’t shrimp n’ grits.