Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.
Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.
Can’t get job because I have been automated
Can’t buy computer because it’s needed for datacenter
Can’t watch movies because they’re AI generated
Can’t drink water because datacenter needs it
Can’t turn on lights cause AI needs more electricity
Can’t go outside because generators poisoned the air
Can’t cum because goon-gpt hallucinated that I am into denial