Former prime minister Tony Abbott says he is ready to serve the Liberal Party in its time of 'existential crisis' upon his return to the political stage.
Liberal leadership is flailing about looking for some way to avoid going extinct, and a bright spark decided let’s pull an ex-PM out of retirement and see if he can do the job.
John Howard is too old, and won’t do it.
Malcolm Turnbull is too rich, and won’t do it.
Scott Morrison is too busy waiting to be raptured, and won’t do it.
Liberal leadership is flailing about looking for some way to avoid going extinct, and a bright spark decided let’s pull an ex-PM out of retirement and see if he can do the job.
John Howard is too old, and won’t do it. Malcolm Turnbull is too rich, and won’t do it. Scott Morrison is too busy waiting to be raptured, and won’t do it.
Who do we have left…?