Wudi@feddit.uk to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 天前Lancashire town with 36 Turkish barbers and 14 vape shops sparks concernwww.lancs.liveexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down11
arrow-up118arrow-down1external-linkLancashire town with 36 Turkish barbers and 14 vape shops sparks concernwww.lancs.liveWudi@feddit.uk to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 天前message-square15fedilink
minus-squareIWW4@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 天前There is no way any police organization will dedicate that much time to that.
minus-squareNaich@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·25 天前You just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.
minus-squareIWW4@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 天前Or you can do it like NCIS does. Take a cell phone camera picture and yell enhance and it will give you a details HD video and do all the counts for you. Oh you mean we aren’t writing fiction?
minus-squareNaich@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 天前Yeah, I guess it’s completely beyond the bounds of possibility to spend a day counting and then divide one number by another. Impossible.
There is no way any police organization will dedicate that much time to that.
You just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.
Or you can do it like NCIS does.
Take a cell phone camera picture and yell enhance and it will give you a details HD video and do all the counts for you.
Oh you mean we aren’t writing fiction?
Yeah, I guess it’s completely beyond the bounds of possibility to spend a day counting and then divide one number by another. Impossible.