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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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I'm going to the brocery store. You want me to pick you up some broceries?

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I'm going to the brocery store. You want me to pick you up some broceries?

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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    Pick me up some carbon fibre print “no issues” tissues for manly men bro.

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      You got it, brosette arm-Lowl-pissedarm-R

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        Brotherhood’s gains are so sick it can flex on gender divides. That’s gnarly brosef.

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      I actually like No Issue Tissues. Am I a bro scared

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        There’s nothing more brawsome than working out your hygiene brosem. You can’t hit the gym if you’re sick.

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          I bro my nose a lot so it’s good to have hybroallergenic tissues made from bramboo and other comparatively sustainable braterials

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            I don’t want to cramp your style bro, but I know that making clothing from bamboo involves some pretty intense chemistry and that the waste isn’t kept in a closed system. I don’t know of paper has the same issues, like whether it’s in making a polymer fibre that they go nuts or digesting those sick arse culms

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              :yea: bro the green washing is unreal. Thank you for the info. i just want something to wipe my bro-ogers on so I’ll go back to using a hankie.

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                Like I said, paper might be friendly idk. But hankies are effective either way.

                You can put lavender oil on them and RP a Victorian Lord among the peasants.

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