• cabron_offsets@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Tim Apple could just buy him a fucking plane and be done with it. And that would open up some interesting opportunities, nahmean?

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      13 hours ago

      It’s what I’d do if I were an ambitious, resource hoarding, ass pimple billionaire.

      It’s obvious the way to Trump’s heart is to tell him he’s pretty and give him something .

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          48 minutes ago

          Look at this. I have the onnly Tim Apple gifted, solid gold iPhone with a diamond oh-lit screen. Look at this, isn’t it beautiful? It’s so beautiful. Me-lah-nee-uh is jealous.

          This and the solid gold Tim Apple laptop cah-puter were gifted to the department of defense. A bunch of sad losers and suckers are crying because they don’t have one.

          It is to be handed over to the Trump… presinential lie-berry when the new one comes, which I’ll get first by the way. Nobody else has even seen one.

          Thank you Tim Apple from Apple Cah-puter. Building in Uh-mare-icuh.