I made this to send to my wife while she was pooping.
What else would I be doing?
Hell yeah
Peeping
Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.
not currently
Why not?
Sure you are!
- The digestive system is always operating.
- Most commonly poop isn’t coming out the whole time we’re on the toilet to poop.
- If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out.
Therefore, we are always pooping. We’re just not always on the toilet.
Thank you for attending my turd talk. 💩
Let’s go!
I’m fucking trying but I’m having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn’s
Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy
Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?
I checked with the poopsmith and while he says he can’t offer you his skills hes proud of you for being number one at going number one.
…Yes
Sure am. I feel called out!
Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.
Gotta stop.
Ass start hurting 😢
Fuck man, I’m trying to
I am also trying to fuck man
Good luck to you
According to my very particular standards, you’re a good husband.
Buy flowers.
Yep!
I sure am tryin’
