I just walk to the TV and fuck around with the buttons on the bottom until I find what I need. Fuck infrared radiation, I don’t need it.
Make sure you turn off the Internet box when you’re not using it too! It fires out those microwave radiations faster than you can whatchamacallit
What’s a foreskin? Sounds anti-freedom 🦅🦅🦅
Buy one get one free year
What’s the big deal? I also generate infrared radiation
aim the remote at your dongle. press 7336664447777. you’ve now unlocked advanced dong settings. use the volume button to grow or shrink your thingy, and the mute button to mute it (not as useful as it sounds)
be careful with the power button, sometimes it gets stuck
fool. the radiation will help your foreskin grow. you dont want a five, six, or even sevenskin?
psh, what a joke. you couldnt handle that kind of power anyway. have fun standing up and pushing buttons. ive got my golden ticket sat right in my lap, and you know im flipping through the channels to get those sweet bursts of radiation
If you’re not pointing the 7 in 1 universal remote at ur tip you’re a liberal and a coward
