I just walk to the TV and fuck around with the buttons on the bottom until I find what I need. Fuck infrared radiation, I don’t need it.

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    16 hours ago

    fool. the radiation will help your foreskin grow. you dont want a five, six, or even sevenskin?

    psh, what a joke. you couldnt handle that kind of power anyway. have fun standing up and pushing buttons. ive got my golden ticket sat right in my lap, and you know im flipping through the channels to get those sweet bursts of radiation