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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

This device generates infrared radiation. I've ditched it and you should too. If you're still using this thing, good luck with the foreskin cancer in a free years.

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This device generates infrared radiation. I've ditched it and you should too. If you're still using this thing, good luck with the foreskin cancer in a free years.

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

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I just walk to the TV and fuck around with the buttons on the bottom until I find what I need. Fuck infrared radiation, I don’t need it.

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People who used the tv remote to measure the length of their erect penis will have been exposed to fatal amounts of infrared radiation

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