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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

Fucking knee.

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Fucking knee.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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    I’m thinking of Pink Floyd. What does that make me?

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      Maybe it makes you comfortably numb? Donno

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    I just cracked my knee. Because I’ve been sitting without moving my legs for too long. Also, because it’s wet and misty outside.

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    ELO feels left out

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      Nowayays, having a telephone line us like hanging up the phone. Only us really old farts still remember what it means.

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    Why slop?

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      Yup. Nobody would paint a chair with these mistakes

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    Neither, really. I can’t say that “hello” brings any song to mind.

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    I think of Bambi and thumper, that’s how bad it is

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    what if I think of someone else entirely?

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      Let me get your walker Gramps.

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    Or you’re a fan of good music.

    … who can also tell the incoming weather with their knee

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      Do you like Adele? I always felt like I wanted her to stop yelling in this song. I agree she’s talented.

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    I get it. Knowledge of music from previous decades suggest that you are also from previous decades. Noticing this constitutes a funny joke. In fact it’s so funny and original that it deserves attribution to the comedic genius @diply.

    So why am I not laughing? Is there something wrong with me?

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