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minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours agoSomething I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won’t see coming: How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.
Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won’t see coming:
How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.