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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

Ready go! (or don't)

sh.itjust.works

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Ready go! (or don't)

sh.itjust.works

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
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  • GeekyOnion@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Since I’m pooping as I read this, I lost? I guess?

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    Wheres the guy from the Lemmy No Poop Challenge of 2023?

  • caboose2006@lemmy.world
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    No

  • Th4tGuyII@fedia.io
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    I think the more dangerous game would be who can poop the fastest

    • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
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      Really depends on how far the bathroom is and how committed you are

  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    Hold my meth.

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    read this on the ol’ Thomas crapper so I’ll be el número person out. ya’ll can fight over ““1st place””

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    I poop the shortest, they call it diarrhea…

  • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip
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    Too late. I already shit my pants

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    You know exactly that 95% reading this are already on the johnson, bad sportsmanship for your game buddy, jigsaw would not aprove.

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    Ah shit gotta poop

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    Is this the guy from last year who asked how not to poop for a week?

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