• socsa@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.

    • cmbabul@slrpnk.net
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      13 hours ago

      So does mine but I still check with at least one wipe every time, occasionally I need to hit it again

    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole

      Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions