How do you do fellow crackers?

Caucasians

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Another kkkrackoid down

For dinner tonight I had grilled chicken, salt potatoes, and mac salad. No beer because this family sucks.

I should put this on the credit card for the extra miles

Anybody else love looking at their $401k? I have my phone set up to alert me every time interest appears in my account. Pensions and social security are dumb, it should be every person’s personal responsibility to save for retirement.

Im going to drown my kids in a bathtub

Haha! I’m just enjoying this cucumber sandwich and glass of water, such a perfect time to catch up with everyone. I hear Bill knocked two strokes off his golf game over the weekend!

Why didn’t you parody the body of the post