(shamelessly stolen off true anon)

  • “He was moving 50 kilos of raw marijuana.”

    The drug scientist dribbles droplets from eye dropper onto some loose shake.
    The droplets turn blue.

    “I haven’t seen anything like this since I was stationed at a Blockbuster video while working for the CIA. The only place you can find this level of purity is in the attic of a 3 story walk-up in Toronto, operated by a guy named Tarragon. He developed a strain called Colonel Crunchberry that is literally 100% marijuana.”