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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago

What would you do if you woke up one day to find that your butthole is now a portal to another dimension?

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What would you do if you woke up one day to find that your butthole is now a portal to another dimension?

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    So that’s where all this poop comes from???

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    How does it manifest in the other dimension? Another person’s butt hole?

    If so it would be fun to shove my own shit through and shit that person’s pants

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      OMG, is this how Putin shit my pants?!?

      • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        putin-wink

  • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Narnia but with extra steps

    • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Hiding from the blitz up my own ass

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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        You have died.

        Narnia spoiler

        You were in a train accident because you had your head up your ass.

  • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Prostate exams are going to get pretty weird

  • Dessa [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Another dimension another dimension
    another dimension another dimension
    anOTHER DIMENSION ANother dimension
    anOTHER DIMENSION ANother dimension

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    ouroboros

  • varmint [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    No time to explain. Everybody crawl into my ass

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Ohhh, so that’s where the balloon full of drugs went! M’druglord is going to be so relieved.

  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    Same thing as I’d do the day before finding out: eat my own ass

  • rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Another dimension like in the sense of the 90s show Sliders universe where the other end is the corresponding point on Earth in a recent-ish fork of the multi verse? So my poo goes through alternate rubber_chicken’s butt and his through mine? Kinda a prisoners dilemma there. I think I’d eat healthy for a week just out of courtesy. If ARC eats garbage in that interval, I’d just assume we’re cool and go back to my usual diet. If not, I’d do a garbage meal to test the waters and wait a couple days. If I get three horrendous poops in response, I think I’d just back down and eat healthy long term, at least until I can figure out some sort of communication protocol.

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      TCP/IPoo

  • Quai [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Guess it’s time to remove more ribs…

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Hey I’m just wondering how i find this information out in the first place?

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    So where does my colon lead to now? Urgent question.

  • T34_69 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    when ur bootiehol e is a bag of hjolding

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    I would take a big dose of laxatives and just spew stuff into the other dimension.

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