I’d probably not even notice. But I live in Italy and I’ve seen some shit.
I hope it is just a delivery guy who thinks “This’ll take a sec.”
I think that person is an asshole for stopping on the crosswalk, but I have no authority to do anything about it and move on.
It’s PARKED. Not stopped. Don’t be a simp.
I don’t like your honesty
I will think to myself “fucking swastikar” and move on.
I got similar situation in a cul-de-sac around my area. There is a sidewalk going through and people like to park their car right in the middle of it.
I just do small stuff like bending out rear wiper or bending front passenger’s external mirror. People do be getting the memo.
One thing that has always sent me into an absolute rational rage is cunts in cars blocking sidewalks and pedestrian passageways.
and now that I have family in wheelchairs and on walkers, that rational rage has become about 30x more intense, to the point that I have to physically stop myself from bricking their windshields.
Ceramic spark plug pieces work very well at shattering tempered glass and are a lot more mobile and concealable than bricks.
I sometimes get touchy touchy with the mirrors so they have to lose time readjusting them.
You mean replacing them, right?
Right? [Amigdala with supercharged chas]
Wait is this Portugal? If I was walking the zebra crossing I would have just walked over the car. Also if you call the police they will tow the car, fine the owner, and even if they come to move it before the tow truck arrives, they still have pay for it in addition
Take a photo, send it to the police.
I mumble “what an asshole” and move on with my life
But but… it’s a Tesla!!!@!
The least you could do is molotov it.
Asshole is an asshole, regardless of a car brand… but lemmy absolutely hates anything and everything Tesla.
The least you could do is molotov it.
Not if you’re in a low emision zone.
Fair point
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Mix glitter and superglue in a water balloon
Or put bleach in a water balloon. Will fuck the paint up if they don’t remove it quickly and they might not notice their car got bleached bombed until it’s too late.
I like the way you think
Call the cops and wait there to watch it get towed.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cop do anything that could be called useful. I mean I’m sure they must occasionally, but I cannot attest to it.
Move to a civilized country then.
I’m working on a Canadian passport as we speak. Fingies crossed
I don’t think the cops would go out for just one car parked over the crossing lines
In my city they do, and you get a fine in addition to the impoundment fees.
Go back to my home and start a government petition to legalise pedestrians carrying rocket-propelled grenade launchers to better handle situations like this
Hit it with a sticker saying: sh*tty parked’ dude ! And yes I bought before I…
