jk I do like twice a year.
pathetic
Lmao holy shit.
Step aside, greenhorn.
You are like a little baby.
I would have more, if I hadn’t accidentally cleared it multiple times (I have made several posts complaining about it)
Me, the compulsive notification clearer:
You, the stalwart notification ignorerer:
Usually I wait till it gets to 1312, this time we’re shooting for 1917.
I can breathe again
For every one reply you clear I ignore three more
meanwhile I’m losing my shit over your 96 open tabs
I’m reading a lot of comics
I get stressed when I have six tabs open. What the hell? Like use bookmarks. What happens if you can’t restore your session if your computer freaks out or something?
Plot twist: half of them are just megathread pings
Aye, if they’re not megathread pings, they’re hextube or blorp pings
I’m not stopping until you prove you do it.
I’m also investing in a flock of loud exotic birds to help.
Joke’s on you bud I love loud exotic birds.
986 here i need to work harder
i clear mine constantly. the number gives me anxiety
I clear them every single time I open the app (I might be an attention whore)
