Man… Eraser Head was such a weird movie…
Wait, what? Who? That didn’t happen to me…
This is scary, sure, but imagine if the egg had to be proportionally larger too. A quick search seems to indicate the egg is 10 million times larger by volume.
As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.
As a straight man this is completely horrifying.
I think this is objectively horrifying no matter the sex, sexuality and possibly even species if you could communicate the idea somehow.
As a gay nonbinary otherkin, I think it’s funny!
I’m just wondering in what strange and creative ways people would contort this into different fetishes.
Gives a new meaning to “cock fighting”.
Now on polymarket, UFC sperm fighting matches!
All of them.
Shoving your one big sperm into another guy’s dickhole.
Imagine bukake.
I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls…
I have sad news for you. Not even the sperm is stored in the balls, it’s just produced there. It’s stored in a separate sack inside your body.
This is correct. Pee is stored in the balls.
Why would you stomp it to death?
I’d keep them on display in a fish tank.
Thanks for the nightmares 😳
“It’ll still feel good.”- Paul Rubalino
I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt… but then, you’d still need to ‘release the poison’ so wtf would you do?
No nut november. All year round.
“Seventy-Two Letters” by Ted Chiang, the second worst short story I’ve ever read that was published. #1 was from the same anthology about how fuckable a salamander/marie Antoinette hybrid was…
Vile
