If you don’t like going to the car wash or can’t afford it, you’re an old luddite and you’re anti-progress, sorry sweaty 💅
Don’t people who wash their cars know that, eventually, it will rain?
But I like producing value when washing the car
Ummm what about the profits that carwash machine owner deserves? Are you going to rob the most asperational of us?
You wash your car? Some dirt owl you are!
A dirt bath, duh
Counterpoint: wearing daisy dukes and playfully tittering while I soap up my big dumb American car in the driveway.
It’s more efficient! A person can take hours to wash a car but a machine can do it in seconds! And a single car wash can wash dozens of cars an hour! If your paint gets scratched, that’s also because your a luddite who just doesn’t understand this brilliant technology!
They’re trying to open a car wash by a nature preserve in my town. We already have like 15 f****** car washes
Grime on your car actually serves as a protective layer against the elements. It is bourgeoisie decadence to wash your car and be able to afford the added maintenance upkeep when not having the secret protective grime.
No one should car. Only public transport.
But my local carwash only accepts orphan blood as payment…
but Dirt Owl, how else am I supposed to take care of business?I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
