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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

I just want to make your teeth clench.

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I just want to make your teeth clench.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago
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  • Drusas@fedia.io
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    54 minutes ago

    I don’t get it.

  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip
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    Because I often use ketchup and some lime juice as part of the sauce for certain stir frys I will add some lime juice and shake to incorporate all the ketchup into it, and then pour all of that into the next bottle (adding some lime if it gets too thick), repeating until I have a single bottle of ketchup and lime juice and a few almost completely empty bottles to throw away

    It might be worth the effort if I actually had the energy for that, but I don’t lol. Why do I do this to myself??

  • Cort@lemmy.world
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    Are you having some kind of wedding so you can marry the ketchups?

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Right now they’re just living in sin.

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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    Fingering the bottle with your pinky goes a long way. This is dead serious and not a period joke, I repeat, this is not a period joke.

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    6 pack, drank.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      You get a pool full of ketchup and you dive in.

  • Calfpupa [she/her]@lemmy.ml
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    AI generated, I refuse to believe anyone would have this much ketchup in their house.

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    I would wash and recycle those so hard.

    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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      I’d skip the middle man and put them in the trash.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Weird that you would have an erection while washing these…

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        I am what nature made me…

        • polydactyl@lemmy.world
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          Ignore that judgy judge. You are not alone brother. There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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      Would you refill them with off brand ketchup with extra salt and sugar?

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        nah. I’d refill them with packets swiped from fast food places

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        CAN I!??! 😍

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    Then you failed.

    It’s just empty ketchup bottle.

    And I use 50% reduced ketchup.

    What am I suppose to be angry about?

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      OP is playing a numbers game. You miss 100% of the shots to the mouth that you don’t take.

    • LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works
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      I think it’s the collection of nearly empty bottles? Like, imagine a home fridge with just like 10 nearly, but not quite, empty bottles of ketchup.

      Probably.

      • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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        So it’s an artistic homage to the futility of life?

        An we are to experience the anger and rage of the artist when he goes to the fridge and finds 6 empty bottles?

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    Nice queef collection.

  • dektep@lemmy.world
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    whoever did this should not be in your life

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      What if it’s them? The ketchup was coming from inside the house!!!

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    If you’re not growing your own tomatoes, preparing them in a way to make your own catsup, and canning and preserving it yourself then fuck you.

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    You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle

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      You can buy cans of ketchup?

      • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz
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        Yep, that’s what I do

      • Mr Fish@lemmy.nz
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        Maybe it’s a watties thing. Or it’s a kiwi thing. We don’t get heinz as much here.

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      That’s awfully fancy of you. We just refill it with water when it’s halfway done, and we never had to buy another bottle.

      • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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        Just curious: Are your kids crying a lot for no reason?

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