• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      No no no…the wife requested the pringles can. Your dick goes inside. You get handcuffed to the bed. She gets more girth, you feel nothing.

      Then she plays fortnite while sitting on your face. She uses the lotion to wank you, but stops everytime you get close. Then she gives you the sponges, and you can clean the house.

      Not sure what that blurry orange bag is. I’m sure it’s kinky.