I will sell deals. Great deals! 20% to 80% off following complex rules that you will enjoy keeping track of. Discounts if you haggle well. Coupons too!
50% off on repeat purchases! Referral codes giving kickbacks in the form of discounts!
You will feel like you are a very smart and savvy consumer when you shop with me.
You won’t buy a specific product or receive anything after payment, though. The shopping experience is what you pay for.
I will sell deals. Great deals! 20% to 80% off following complex rules that you will enjoy keeping track of. Discounts if you haggle well. Coupons too!
50% off on repeat purchases! Referral codes giving kickbacks in the form of discounts!
You will feel like you are a very smart and savvy consumer when you shop with me.
You won’t buy a specific product or receive anything after payment, though. The shopping experience is what you pay for.
You’ve invented Groupon!
Oh man, you should sell this idea to those dopamine sites where you don’t actually buy anything
Good tip! I’ll give them a special discount
Can I apply this tip to my current discount? Im really trying to fill up my punch card, and an extra 15 percent off couldn’t hurt
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Sean Lock’s (RIP) coupons are pretty similar. He even made a coupon for shoplifting; and you’d only have to cash it if you get caught ;)
You are quite late on this invention
That makes it impractical