the onion already made this joke over 15 years ago
Well yea, this is a screenshot of that onion video from 15 years ago.
They call it the iPad
The design is very human
It’s true, humans do not have keyboards.
They do, in fact, have wheels.
Source: the humans I’ve seen.
I’ve met your granny too
Was she a bicycle?
Just figuratively.
A sports one at that.
Ah, a radial dial! How quaint.
Here’s the video: https://youtu.be/9BnLbv6QYcA
To be fair, it would slightly reduce the xhance of the user really messing it up. If they remove the screen too we might finally have a user-proof computer. No more “I’ve forgotten my password”, no more “I put the internet in the trash can and now I can’t find it”, and no more “I didn’t do anything (they absolutely did) and now it doesn’t work, this must be your fault. (As the local ‘techie’ it’s not my fault, but it probably is my problem). Fix it!! (sigh…)”
I’ve messed up headless servers more than once, to be fair.
Right, that’s it, we’re removing the network and power connections too.
To be fair, I’ve had my share of foul ups on remote servers too, but I have noone to complain to but myself about that.
(Keyboard sold separately)
Would go like this:
“This is so much easier than having to type on a keyboard!” (as they take 50 times as long to type than on a keyboard)
the iPad came out a year later
What year is it?
So quaint compared to 2025
Apple, just deal with it.
Yeah… Their “innovation”
