So how many neurons would it take to consider forcing Windows Server to run on the wetware a crime against humanity?

🫤👎 Losing weight for my own physical health and lifespan.

😎👍 Losing weight to gain the confidence to ask a muscle mommy if she’d kindly provide uppies.

Would be a shame if someone were to surveil this woman and post her whereabouts for all to see.

Y’all should read Transmetropolitan: It predicted twitter journalism/politics, streaming, the abundance of porn, bubble theory, etc.

Why? What did she actually do?

Because it’s lemmy.

I cast Tongue Awareness!

Effect:

You are now consciously aware that your tongue is always tense in some way and is never fully relaxed in your mouth.

Is this Brennan Lee Mulligan?

And just like that a new meme distro has been born been ordained.

Wow American children must be more feral than wild animals. Such a savage and barbaric race, we should invade, enslave, and civilise them. /s

(drops to knees and bows down in engineer)

We are not worthy! But thank you for inspiring the next generation of us.

I was at a gathering and someone who is an English teacher said “yeah the 6 7 is so annoying but I can’t complain much; the entire maths department is in great distress.” I couldn’t help myself but the deadpan tone of the delivery just absolutely floored me.

It’s just the one pelican actually.

Fake: The Daily Mail Fail would never use the word “Scientists” when there’s a perfectly good “Boffins” lying around.

St. Asaph is a place in North Wales, a nice place to visit.

Mate, he didn’t have his nuisance license. As punishment he will now be forced to observe the 3pm tea alarm with a glass of luke warm water.

I am convinced this has been the plan from the start; the sudden break of Lowe from Farage was unexpected at the time.

The only way you’re getting laid using this is because you’re in a full techwear outfit at an industrial rave politely buying the cybergoth a vodka monster.

They’re probably desperatly trying to find enough video clips to train an AI to fill in for him.

Ah the ol’ lucrative Hacker-Convict-Security Consultant pipeline.