Impressive, but not one of the listed options
When I was like 5 I woke up at night really needing to poo so ran to the toilet and sat down. Noticed a strange sensation to realise I hadn’t pulled my pyjama bottoms down so I had shat myself while sitting on the toilet. The sensation of a poop rolling down my leg as i stood up burned into my memory forever.
So I choose this way. For nostalgia
I felt this
He’s taking a piss stance
He’s going to peee
He’s gotta go gotta go gotta gotta take a leak
He’s pissing, and missing, and spraying on the walls
He’s misting, and spritzing, and toweling off his balls
Yah! Guitar solo
You know what they say: If its brown, don’t flush it down, if it’s yellow, i don’t know what to tell ya, fellow.
there’s a saying in Tennessee
shit on any amount of poop, stand otherwise
Dealer reveals a seven of poops, house wins
both
This is a trick question. The only winning move is to shit my pants.
Congratulations you have won and can now exit the simulation
Dive.
You poopin while you jn there?
prob. the weirdest thing i do but if it’s my home and the floor’s clean i’ll take a knee for a pee, it’s quicker than sitting down, but, you minimize the splashback
That’s quite innovative. I think you’d have to be pretty tall to pull that off though
Cartwheel
buzzes into mic Umm security to cubicle 2 please, the cartwheel shitter has returned
Yes
I sit down when I pee
Why’s everybody always staring at me?
I’m just takin’ a whizz
Mind your own bizz!
I stand on the back of the tank and let the poo nuggs fall from a great height into the waiting mouth of the toilet bowl. Poseidon’s Kiss can’t teach me from up there
Clever. Very cleber
need a standing toilet for the office breakroom
Should be standard for any modern office tbqh
i shit in the tub, but only when its piping hot like soup.
Rub, as they say, a dub dub
