• nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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    Q: what’s the difference between God and Larry Ellison?

    A: God doesn’t think he is Larry Ellison.


    Q: What’s the difference between Oracle and the Boy Scouts?

    A: The Boy Scouts are led by adults.

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      Maybe I’m just high, but for the one about god and ellison, couldn’t you exchange ellison’s name with anyone, and god would also not think he is that person? While ellison obviously thinks that he is ellison, god would not think that he himself is ellison.