• rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23 hours ago

    It’s been 13 minutes since FarMaster69 wrote this. What have they done in the meantime? Did they brew coffee? Read an article? Get trampled to death by a herd of rampaging elephants? There’s a non-zero chance that FarMaster69 has died to a herd of elephants.

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      23 hours ago

      One minute ago rabbidhamster put into words what we are all thinking about fartmaster 69. Is he dead? Are the elephants still there? Did they get him find out next time on dragon Ball? Z

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      20 hours ago

      And I’m seeing this at 3+ hours.

      It might only take one elephant, if FarMaster69 was in the wrong place at the wrong time. So anywhere between 1 and all elephants on earth might have trampled them by now. The chances of that happening increase every second.