• phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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    7 hours ago

    says he has a 0.38in member

    Poor guy. I’ve been with women who have clits bigger than that.

    The 2-decimal precision of the measurement is also an interesting touch.

    I’m glad I’m not him, but if I were him, I think I’d learn from the Sisterhood and get skillful with fingers and tongue. I’d be nervous having anyone chopping on my winkie, for whatever reason, though microsurgery can be amazingly good these days.