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Uhhh ummm you shit yourself
https://youtu.be/-8aC8Ke9siA cw homophobia at 5:15
RIP
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About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot……
I’m happy to inform you that you rolled a 5. You shit yourself.
Haha hell yeah
ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?
Correct. Also you shit yourself
not related but my pet theory is it’s called “going number two” because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2
the number of Mister Beast
Aight let’s go i feel like a gamble
Oh crab shit flip i dropped rhe dice and can’t find it uhhhh let’s um say, it was a four. You shit yourself
HELL YEAH
Russian poolette
Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)
Roll for me
Dice is hotttttt todayyy let’s see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself
3 factorial - yep that’ll do it
Yipeeh!
Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6
You rolled a 6! You shit yourself :)
hit me
You rolled a 1. Critical fail. You shit yourself
Roll for +1 slight of hand, I try to pretend I didn’t fard
In this edition you can roll shite of hand. You shit yourself
I just pooped bout an hour ago so my butt is empty.
That’s what you think. You rolled a five. You shit yourself.
I’m a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!
You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself
Ha joke’s on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself
Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)
omg
Wanna roll? It’s good odds
of course
You shit yourself. (You rolled a 3)
it was a trick!
All I said is you shit yourself on a 6, I never said anything about the other numbers
deceiver!
Okay, lets do this
You rolled a 2. You shit yoursel.
Good thing i preemptively already shat myself so it… oh nvm shat myself again
The dice never lie
Hit me
The fact you didn’t say ‘shit me’ means you deserve this 6. You shit yourself
Hit me
Sir your dacks are already cacked. You can’t shit no more
HIT ME
